THE AUTOMATIC CONFESSION MACHINE
A Catholic Turing Test
But what if God himself can be simulated, that is to say, reduced to the signs which attest to his existence?
Jean Baudrillard
Simulations 1983
This installation kiosk is a computerized confessional designed and fabricated to resemble an automatic banking machine. As with an ATM, the human computer interface (HCI) employs a simple alpha-numeric keypad and low resolution display. Human factors and religious ergonomics dictate the addition of a kneeler. A sinner’s spiritual accounting requires selections from a menu of the seven deadly sins and the Ten Commandments. Forgiveness is computed and the user receives appropriate penance as confirmation of the transaction.
BACKGROUND
First deployed in 1993, the Automatic Confession Machine: A Catholic Turing Test Release 6.0.1 retains the look and feel of the original graphical user interface, written in Hypercard. The ACM software is OSX compatible and is now available for the iPhone and iPad. (click here to go to Confession!)
This work is inspired by memories of the Catholic Sacrament of Confession. The title also refers to the now famous test for judging if computers can think as proposed by Alan Turing in his essay titled: Computer Machinery and Intelligence, which appeared in the philosophical journal Mind in 1950.
In this paper Turing replaces the question “Can machines think” with another question: “Are there imaginable digital computers which would do well in the imitation game?” This shrewd maneuver changes an intractable philosophical conundrum into a simpler problem of engineering and interface design.
Hence, I have no doubt but that every one is absolved from his secret sins when he has made confession, privately before any brother.